Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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