I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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