What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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