they need to just BURY HIM!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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