in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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