yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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