i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
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did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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