how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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