Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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