K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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