She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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