you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
