Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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