i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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