i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
dude. I can hear the air.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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