i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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