After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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