hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just had sex on a roof
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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