I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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