Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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