Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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