Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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