respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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