Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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