he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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