At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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