I am puke
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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