its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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