Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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