The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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