so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
ok first of all what the fuck
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