Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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