In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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