He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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