I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
