Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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