i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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