with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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