let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
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