I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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