Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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