so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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