just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
