You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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