you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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