I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice