dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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