you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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