Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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