Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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