Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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