Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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