A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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