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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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